popokko:

lady gaga: let’s have some fun this beat is sick i wanna take a ride on ur disco stick

12 y/o me knowing full well she’s talkin abt dick: 

mossbug:

u ever go take a piss at a party and as soon as u close the door u feel like ur in a different dimension

verycooltrash:

feeling very motivated towards social activism today. might even go online and nitpick some semantics with a 12 year old

yoshisuggestions:

yoshisuggestions:

lumnch:

silverhawk:

silverhawk:

those little guys on the side of the nerds boxes?????? i love them

i like them

boneless Yoshi

Take it back Lumnch

Take it back

clairidryl:

If you watch these videos you go to hell before you die

kaijuno:

I hate it when vodka tries to be fancy and use fancy adjectives to describe their products like I’m drinking fucking gasoline okay like this isn’t wine tasting we’re all here to get black out trashed and you know it